Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes (Read them out loud)

1. That's not right.................Sum Ting Wong


2. Are You harboring a fugative?....Hu Yu Hai Ding


3. See me ASAP......................Kum Hia Nao


4. Stupid Man.......................Dum Gai


5. Small Horse......................Tai Ni Po Ni


6. Did you go to the beach?.........Wai Yu So Tan


7. I bumped into a coffee table.....Ai Bang Mai Ni


8. I think you need a face lift.....Chin Tu Fat


9. It's very dark in here...........Wao So Dim


10. I thought you were on a diet.....Wai Yu Mun Ching?


11. This is a tow away zone..........NO Pah King


12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao?


13. Staying out of sight.............Lei Ying Lo


14. He's cleaning his automobile.....Wa Shing Ka


15. Your body odor is offensive......Yu Stin Ki Pu

Plead to Tyisha

Diamonds are a Gurl's bestfriend

Merilyn Monroe would be so proud of me

Raise your hands, if you can tell that I just learned how to use the HELLO thing and add pictures. Come on, Raise them higher.

For my sista Tyisha.

Tyisha would love to see this picture dedicated to her--Gurl, you know you love it!!!--, because she is a self proclaimed Slut. Some people would think that she was disrespecting herself by saying this, but who gives a fuck what they think. I think she is excepting herself because, to put it lightly, she is a slut (Sorry sis, luv ya ^_^) .

So this blog is dedicated to my slutful sister. I love you and keep doing what you're doing.
The Red Light is now on


~Monica