I forgot to tell you about The Corset. The Corset which I bought to wear to the prom and wore to church yesterday. That damn Corset hurt me. I felt all bruised up and whenever I would touch it, it would sting like when you put fresh air on a cut. I thought I was going to die. Last night I had dreams of having it around my waist. God I hate that thing. But it makes me look so damn good.