Republicans win the world's leading country! UN-BE-LIEV-ABLE!

x x xClinton Plz Return x x xWOW! BUSHY BOY really did it. I can't believe he won by so damn much. I thought old Kerry had him there for a minute but I guess not. Well I can tell you that my folks are completely pissed about the situation. The Great and Powerful Lord that is my uncle actually emerged from his fortress of solitude to proclaim to the world that a great injustice has fallen upon us. He and my grandmother have been screaming conspiracy every since. The funniest thing to me, though, about yesterday was the maps of the US that showed who had what. The damn things were so red it looked like a lamb had been sacrificed over us. Maybe a bad omen of what's to come. Who knows?