This is very unlady like, but this morning when I woke up I let out the loudest fart (lol) that you ever could imagine. What's so bad about it is that I thought that no was around and that it would a silent killer, Wrong! It came out before I could check my surroundings, a long never ending trumpet sound that shock me, the kind of fart that stops people dead in their tracks when they hear it, when I looked up my uncle was looking straight at me with a mortified look on his face. (lol) I could have die then, but I didnt' care, I just started giggling my ugly laugh and i said, "J-Ray, you better watch out because I got another one sneaking up". I giggled some more and then rolled over and pretended to be asleep until he and Granny left.

The Moral of the story: Don't eat chicken and dumplins before bed ^_^.
If reading this affends you, I'm very sorry that I don't care.